Let’s talk about something that’s been popping up on the hill lately — straight-lining at high speed. You know the look. Sometimes it’s tucked like a downhill racer. Sometimes it’s leaning way back, riding the tails of their skis. Sometimes it’s arms out wide, flailing like they’re trying to regain balance mid-run. Different styles. Same result. It’s always out of control. Somewhere in that moment, the skier clearly thinks, Wow, I look pretty cool right now. Auntie Maple is h